Adoro Tim a James. ¡Es tan tonto! Tengo razón allí con él. Por qué el infierno hace deseamos hablar extranjero a personas en este país. O aún más parlantes otros idiomas. De hecho, yo pienso que lenguaje por señas debe ser ilegal.
This site will be illegal when Tim James is Elected so if you need to translate the blog do it quick
http://www.freetranslation.com/
Why has it taken me this long to find this site? There is nothing I love more then pointing and laughing at people's misfortunate photos. Some of the photos submitted on this site actually have a description of the events taking place during the picture taking. I have nothing descriptive to say about this site except just look its FANTASTIC!!!
I'm sure you've all seen this site by now. I haven't so let me be excited!
http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com
Here is one of my favorites!!!
Behind The Awkwardness: My What Big Teeth You Have
I just ate a Fruit by the foot.
I was highly disappointed. I look forward to the random lame jokes I would get from the 3 feet of wax paper. What jokes will I tell now to my fellow co-workers now? I guess the hilarity lies within these commercials they made....
and then there are the classics... In my opinion their marketing has gotten better.....
.... never did get my fruit case
The 5 Second Rule
No matter which way you swing. What your political or religious beliefs are. At some point in you life you have come upon the most challenging debate you will ever face. This is an arduous event because you only have 5 seconds to make a decision.
Let me set up the scenairo:
You've had a long day at work/class/laying on the beach. All you can think about are the last to slices of bread and succulent piece of cheese sitting in your re-fridge at home. Your mouth is salivating at the thought of the tasty grilled cheese sandwich you've been craving all day.
You find yourself at home. You are frantically making this pristine sandwich made for any god... but not any god... you... the god of grilled cheese. You wipe away the drool from your mouth as you hoist the golden cheese of grilled-ness onto your spatula. Something happens... your wrist twitches the wrong way... and you yell NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ( insert slow motion deep voice effect here). The holy mecca falters to the floor.
Unfortunately, the floors on which you are standing haven't been cleaned over a month. (you have a very busy lifestyle / you fired your maid because she got caught with her hand in the cookie jar).
There are no more slices of bread or cheese. You are to tired/lazy/burned from the tropical rays to go to the store.
These are the most important 5 seconds of your LIFE. YOU ONLY HAVE 5 SECONDS. What do you do?
Here is the answer.... I think...
To me (this blog is obviously based on opinion and not fact) Asian's have always been more advanced then ummmm ... me! I would like to take a moment and justify my opinion... I have never had the cogitation to concept some of these prodigious designs. Without further au du (is that how you say that?) Big in Japan......
If you happen to have gone to the 1970s World Expo in Osaka you would of had the privilege of viewing the Ultrasonic Bath. What's that you say?... a human car wash! Yes and they made it in the 1970s.... where is it now. You just sit and let the super sonic (probably not so super sonic) jets pressure wash your Uh-hummms. Suds and all why was this personal bubbly bath an epic fail? Was it do to the fact that creepy peeps could view through the huge plexiglass plate? Was it because you had to be cocaine addict thin to get into the tub? or was it the fact that it cost $50,000.... hmmm thats a lot of green in the 1970s. 
Here are some more things I FEEL are Big in Japan (I've never been so I'm only a 330 Sauna internet surfing expert)
The Bacon Tuxedo: It even smells like bacon!!!!
The Giant Jelly Fish: ITS BIG
Peeing your pants???
Young Nuts?: They might not be big but the are apparently better
and finally THE ASIAN FLAT TOP MULLET: Now that's Big in Japan
Dedham, Mass (not pronounced DEAD HAM I was informed). Hosts a lively little art museum MOBA (the museum of bad art). I have yet had the luxury of venturing to this hot spot but I did browse some of their fine art pieces via the internet. My favorite among the displayed was MADONNA WITH SMILE. 
Apparently the piece was picked up at a church sale. HOW AMAZINGLY PROFOUND. I'm not really sure why Monseigneur O'Connel would let go of an amazing piece of art.
The most peculiar thing is the museum isn't sure if this piece was a collaboration between artists. The website gives a view of the "Compelling Detail" seen here... The finely tuned strokes of the felt tip marker are incredible! 
If you ask me... I'm no professional... This is how I think this piece came about...
I think Monseigneur was tired of the drab late 1960s religious relics sitting around his church. He wanted to modernize the look and feel of god's house. He takes a time out from chatroulette.com and goes over to
http://www.worldmarket.com/product/index.jsp?productId=4030214&CAWELAID=505321095.
There he buys himself a modern manufactured carving of the holy virgin and places it somewhere on display.
Here's where the "artistic collaboration" takes place. After 15 years of catholic school I think I got a handle on this situation....
Every friday the catholic school demons are forced to sit and listen to Monseigneur (insert Irish last name here) babble on for about an hour about nothing that they could possibly grasp (church should be in the form of a WII game for proper brainwashing... but that's another blog).
On the way to sitting, boy girl assigned seating in 4th grade mrs. Holy Moles Ruler Slapping class, little Timmy, adorned with felt tip black sharpie snatches up Monseigneur (insert Irish last name here)'s Minimalist wooden virgin and draws in a finely constructed sharpie smily face. After mass is over he hides it so he's not in any blame for the defecation(is that the correct word) of the religious relic... which was actually a sin to sell or have religious iconography back in the day (i think). A couple years later church wants to buy new wooden Modonna's. Finds Timmy's art work and puts it up for sale... Bam Boom Bang.... Timmy along with Cost Plus World Market are now famous in the Museum of Bad art.
Museum of bad art : http://www.museumofbadart.org/collection/portraiture-6.html
and yes.... I am going to hell