Ok while taking Working extremely hard in my Grey Cubicle wonderland today I stumbled upon this IDENTIGENE. Can't afford the hefty bills of Medical Lab DNA testing? Your story not juicy enough to be a guest on the Maury Povich show? Not to Worry.... IDENTIGENE!!!!



What's that you say? IDENTIGENE. Yes its a paternity test you can buy at your local pharmacy. This magical test kit found on the shelf at Walgreen's for less than $30.00, which included a 'cheek swab' for both the parent and child DNA sampling. So next time your Baby Mama pops out a little one with a odd racial "birth defect" take a trip over to your local Walmart and grab up a box of IDENTIGENE!

One thing came to my mind when I saw this.......