I just ate a Fruit by the foot.
I was highly disappointed. I look forward to the random lame jokes I would get from the 3 feet of wax paper. What jokes will I tell now to my fellow co-workers now? I guess the hilarity lies within these commercials they made....
and then there are the classics... In my opinion their marketing has gotten better.....
.... never did get my fruit case
The 5 Second Rule
No matter which way you swing. What your political or religious beliefs are. At some point in you life you have come upon the most challenging debate you will ever face. This is an arduous event because you only have 5 seconds to make a decision.
Let me set up the scenairo:
You've had a long day at work/class/laying on the beach. All you can think about are the last to slices of bread and succulent piece of cheese sitting in your re-fridge at home. Your mouth is salivating at the thought of the tasty grilled cheese sandwich you've been craving all day.
You find yourself at home. You are frantically making this pristine sandwich made for any god... but not any god... you... the god of grilled cheese. You wipe away the drool from your mouth as you hoist the golden cheese of grilled-ness onto your spatula. Something happens... your wrist twitches the wrong way... and you yell NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ( insert slow motion deep voice effect here). The holy mecca falters to the floor.
Unfortunately, the floors on which you are standing haven't been cleaned over a month. (you have a very busy lifestyle / you fired your maid because she got caught with her hand in the cookie jar).
There are no more slices of bread or cheese. You are to tired/lazy/burned from the tropical rays to go to the store.
These are the most important 5 seconds of your LIFE. YOU ONLY HAVE 5 SECONDS. What do you do?
Here is the answer.... I think...
To me (this blog is obviously based on opinion and not fact) Asian's have always been more advanced then ummmm ... me! I would like to take a moment and justify my opinion... I have never had the cogitation to concept some of these prodigious designs. Without further au du (is that how you say that?) Big in Japan......
If you happen to have gone to the 1970s World Expo in Osaka you would of had the privilege of viewing the Ultrasonic Bath. What's that you say?... a human car wash! Yes and they made it in the 1970s.... where is it now. You just sit and let the super sonic (probably not so super sonic) jets pressure wash your Uh-hummms. Suds and all why was this personal bubbly bath an epic fail? Was it do to the fact that creepy peeps could view through the huge plexiglass plate? Was it because you had to be cocaine addict thin to get into the tub? or was it the fact that it cost $50,000.... hmmm thats a lot of green in the 1970s. 
Here are some more things I FEEL are Big in Japan (I've never been so I'm only a 330 Sauna internet surfing expert)
The Bacon Tuxedo: It even smells like bacon!!!!
The Giant Jelly Fish: ITS BIG
Peeing your pants???
Young Nuts?: They might not be big but the are apparently better
and finally THE ASIAN FLAT TOP MULLET: Now that's Big in Japan