The 5 Second Rule

No matter which way you swing. What your political or religious beliefs are. At some point in you life you have come upon the most challenging debate you will ever face. This is an arduous event because you only have 5 seconds to make a decision.

Let me set up the scenairo:
You've had a long day at work/class/laying on the beach. All you can think about are the last to slices of bread and succulent piece of cheese sitting in your re-fridge at home. Your mouth is salivating at the thought of the tasty grilled cheese sandwich you've been craving all day.

You find yourself at home. You are frantically making this pristine sandwich made for any god... but not any god... you... the god of grilled cheese. You wipe away the drool from your mouth as you hoist the golden cheese of grilled-ness onto your spatula. Something happens... your wrist twitches the wrong way... and you yell NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ( insert slow motion deep voice effect here). The holy mecca falters to the floor.

Unfortunately, the floors on which you are standing haven't been cleaned over a month. (you have a very busy lifestyle / you fired your maid because she got caught with her hand in the cookie jar).

There are no more slices of bread or cheese. You are to tired/lazy/burned from the tropical rays to go to the store.

These are the most important 5 seconds of your LIFE. YOU ONLY HAVE 5 SECONDS. What do you do?

Here is the answer.... I think...